Sydney Whitla has very little discipline for the art of self-preservation. This is her first work of art published under this name. If one were to follow her Easter egg trail, she has also been published in The Valley Review: Meat for Tea, Moon-garlic E-zine, Fish-Food Magazine and a few others. Her self-made zine Loser sold copies at Powell’s Bookstore in Portland and a few other locations in the Pacific Northwest. Tired of looking for answers that cannot be found in liberal arts degrees, she is currently taking Chemistry and Mathematics. For now, she is Sydney Whitla.